About Us
What is GoobFi
GoobFi is the degenerate financial ecosystem powered by pure goop energy. It’s derpy, memeable, and slippery on the charts—just when they think they’ve figured it out, it slides away. GoobFi is sticky enough to hold bags, and gooey enough to slide past resistance.
Utility and tokenomics
🧃 GoobFi Utility
GoobFi isn’t just gooey vibes — it’s DeFi wrapped in slime.
Built for sticky engagement and sustainable degen culture.
✅ Core Utilities:
- Slime-Powered Micro-Yield Games
Play mini-games that drip yield straight from GoobFi’s LP incentives. Goo in, gains out.
- GoobPools
Community-staked pools for:
- Governance votes (what gets slimed next)
- LP farming & mini competitions
- Governance votes (what gets slimed next)
- The GoobDrop Engine
Randomized meme-based airdrop triggers. Holders get dropped slime for engaging on social or participating in meme raids.
- SlimeVault (Future Phase)
A sticky community treasury used to reward creators, developers, and degens who help GoobFi evolve.
- Sniper-Fi Hooks
Custom launch dynamics designed to trigger Solana-based bot filters and build heat instantly on DexTools / DexScreener.
📊 GoobFi Tokenomics
Simple. Fair. Bot-triggerable. Perfectly gooey.
- Total Supply: 1,000,000
- Tax: 0%
- Presale: None
- Team Tokens: Zero
- Mint Authority: Revoked
- Liquidity: Burned
- Ownership: Renounced
- Launch: Fair, open to all